10 sleeps

... of the day:

Quote: "Your rabid enthusiasm for your thesis overwhelms me."

Word: obstreperous

Look: Face Like Thunder mashed up with Quite Frankly, I Don't Give A Damn.

Search: Where be the new passport? Where? Be? It?

Book: The Essential Calvin and Hobbes.

Goal: Four points and a half snap.

Post-It Note: Remember to sign Colleague XX to porn junk-mail site as revenge for numerous disturbing emails containing pictures of fluffy little animals accompanied by 'words of wisdom'.

Almost Jail Moment: [slaps hand] "Bad cop! No donut!"

Desire: velveteen fire engine red knock off Ed Hardy leisure suit with raised gold flower detail and diamante snakes. Haaaawt!

House-mate Adventure: When giving directions to the dinner party, leave out a turn or two. Time how long it takes him to find it. Question his ability to take directions.

Wanna-be Superhero: Optimus Prime. Transformers... they are more than meets the eye.

Advice Offering: Don't do your Masters in Law unless you really really really want it bad.

Scolding from Parental Unit: Enough is enough. It's time to come home now.

Annoying Song Lyrics Actually Stuck In Head: "Mahna Mahna... Do Dooo D' Do Do... Mahna Mahna! Do Do D'Do!"

Soothing Song Lyrics Stuck That Should Be In Head: "...Pick up the phone off the cabin wall / I listen to you moan that I have it all / You cruise with a tight crew all night bru / And you bruised your sight through the fight too..."