***MISSING***Blue Golf CitiGolf 1.6
Last seen outside my flat
Very peppy and nippy
A bit slow in the mornings, doesn't like rain
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Ahhhhhhh had my car stolen last night. I staggered out of my flat at 515am and sleep-walked to where she was parked. I almost set off the alarm of the flashy shiny BMW thing that was parked in her place before I noticed that she was gone. Confused, I looked around. Then, it sunk in.
[insert a series of expletives here, shouted from the depths of the diaphram]
I'm going to go listen to Massive Attack and cry into my Jungle Oats.
2 comments:
this cant be the first time that car has been stolen
TheNotTheBullet has only been stolen once - this time.
It was the Bullet that was stolen then returned three days later. My friend Marc says that it must be the ultimate insult to have your car *returned* by the thieves.
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